Disturbing Questions I Have About an Immigrant Family from Judea

PROTECTING THE EGYPTIAN PEOPLE AGAINST INVASION

Greetings to this assembly of the Heliopolis City Council. My name is Ahmose Mentuhotep. I am the vice-president of the Concerned Founding Citizens of Egypt. I am also a prominent member of Ra’s Carpentry Guild in Heliopolis. Many of you here know of my work to build even this Council rotunda.

I am here today to speak to the City Council about a very important issue, and to illustrate, I will reveal key questions I have about an immigrant family from Judea who have invaded our very city. This family represents a broader crisis in our country we must address, and I am bravely advancing a resolution to respond to the crisis.

I recently learned of an immigrant family that moved here to Egypt, a country I am a proud citizen of from a line of people who have been here longer than can be recounted on papyrus. I am not one of these “come lately” Egyptians—I am a real Egyptian. This family is enjoying all the benefits of Egyptians: they eat our food, take our jobs, use our education, and health systems. But make no mistake: they are not true Egyptians.

Now, this family of three arrived some months ago and I learned some disturbing facts. First of all, they come directly from Bethlehem of the Jewish types east of here. We know there is all kinds of trouble over there. The Jews are always in this or that conflict and nothing good ever comes of it and it is not our problem. Right now the Romans have them somewhat under control, but their local King, Herod the Great, as he is called, is reacting to some dust ups.

The immigrant couple claim they are fleeing religious persecution and violence. They didn’t arrange this with us in advance, mind you. They didn’t apply for refugee status with us before showing up. They just walked into our country across the dusty plains of Sinai and declared they are seeking asylum. This, by the way, is a constant problem for us and if we would only build the wall across the wilderness of Shur from the Great Sea along Goshen to the Red Sea then it would solve many of our problems. Our new Roman government in Alexandria doesn’t take this constant threat seriously enough, and seems to want open borders, and so Jews are constantly showing up in Heliopolis since we are near the border.

Regardless, the sob story from this family is that they are fleeing Herod the Great and Terrible. But, does their sob story intended to drum up empathy stand up to the efficient and impartial scrutiny of thinking Egyptians? I have questions:

How do we not know that they didn’t instigate the violence back home in the first place? Word is that babies were being killed there in their wake! Could it be that they were involved in this violence? What proof do we have that they are not criminals? They are clearly on the run from the just government the god Ra has allowed to be appointed over them. Are we not to submit to those who ruler over us? If not we will be lawless. We all know that Israel does not send us their best and brightest to help our economy and culture. It’s the criminals that end up in Egypt over and over. Is that what we have here in this little family that showed up a few months ago? Criminals?

That is only the beginning of my questions. I have learned of some strange birth circumstances of the child they have here, sucking now at the teat of Egypt’s good will and graces, not to mention our public services. There is no certification that the man acting as the child’s father is actually the father, and when asked whether he is the birth father he becomes quite evasive and suspicious. Is this child bastard born? We are unsure even of when the child was precisely born. Did the mother come to Egypt to have this child on our soil as an “anchor baby” to get Egyptian citizenship? Or perhaps this is not even their child, and the couple is using this baby to tug at our heart-strings?

About the mother now: she appears to be a young woman, acting as wife to a man near twice her age. Is this the kind of lifestyle we support? That may be okay with the strange customs over in Israel, but not with us. We are civilized people. These people come from a dung-pile country that is doing who knows what in their marriages and it’s unacceptable in Egypt, the very birthplace of civilization.

Now to the father: I’ve heard he is already offering his services as a so called “carpenter” to build furniture from their hovel to support their invasion. How can this be legal? He has come here to take jobs from our valued carpentry artisans! My fellow carpenters in the guild report heard he is doing this work at some half the price of his Egyptian counterparts. Now, our work will no doubt be of a higher quality than his mongrel attempts, but how long must we have to compete with immigrant labor allowed here by the council without retribution? We follow the laws. We are a law and order Egyptians!

What’s more, the supposed “holy” book of these Jews says that our city of Heliopolis is one of the places that was built by Hebrew slaves (Exodus 1:11). This is a flat out lie—one that is an affront to everything our ethnic identity stands for since the first of the 30 dynasties rose from banks of the Nile. I know the Compassionate Ra Immigrant Egyptian Services (who go by the acronym “CRIES”) is spreading the lie that “Egypt was built by immigrants” but as an original true Egyptian who is also building to this day I speak for all Egyptian builders and say NO! We built this country ourselves, for ourselves, not for immigrants like these who want to be freeloaders on our land! Egypt has never had slaves, we are a symbol of freedom all around the world. Surely others will always want to come here, it’s obviously the greatest country in the world, but we can’t be the holding tank for all for the world’s undesirables.

Surely many Egyptians are influenced by the endless sob stories from the Compassionate Ra Immigrant Egyptian Services who have spread word of the needs of immigrants, refugees, and asylees in our borders. I hear they are even advocating for so called “common sense immigration reform” with our leaders in Alexandria. But how much of their media fake news stories, no doubt conjured up by media financed by rich and influential international Jews, turn out like this family’s story when you look into them? Here we have a family with a history of violence, with a child born in suspect circumstances, immigrating to our city to take advantage of our education and health care, then take our jobs, and try to raise their children as if they are one of us. No doubt they are telling this child that when he grows up he could serve on the Heliopolis City Council. Can you imagine?

So, I bring all this up to say that Heliopolis must act, even if Alexandria does not. That capital city is already overrun with Jews influencing things, as we all know. It is said that over in Alexandria the huge Jewish population is running wild with all kinds of weird customs and strange beliefs, even imposing their harsh laws on the free people of their Jewish ghetto. Their eating customs are bizarre and unique in all the world and make me particularly worried. Cats and dogs are an important part of our culture, often depicted in our art and we even ensure they are mummified with their owners upon their death. We love these animals! But many pets have gone missing in neighborhoods where Jews live. I don’t know if it’s true, but people are saying they are eating them. It’s just what people are saying and I’m reporting it.

Over the last many years, the administration in Alexandria invited, administered, and oversaw an unprecedented flood of illegal immigration into Egypt. Untold numbers of illegal aliens crossed our borders or were permitted to take a boat directly down the Nile into Egypt and allowed to settle in Egyptian communities like Heliopolis, in violation of longstanding laws and customs.

Many, if not most, of the aliens who come from Israel have unlawfully entered Egypt and present significant threats to national security and public safety, committing vile and heinous acts against innocent Egyptians. Others are engaged in hostile activities, including political espionage, economic espionage, and preparations for terror-related activities. Many have abused the generosity of the Egyptian people, and their presence in Egypt has cost taxpayers uncountable amounts of Egyptian staters and deben at Federal, State, and local levels such as Heliopolis.

Therefore I rise today at the Heliopolis City Council and give the following referendum entitled:

PROTECTING THE EGYPTIAN PEOPLE AGAINST INVASION - COUNCIL RESOLUTION

By the authority vested in Heliopolis City Council and the laws of the Egyptian Gods as well as the Empire of Rome, it is hereby ordered that the family of Joseph, Mary, and the baby going by the name “Jesus” be deported. Any other Jews found in their neighborhood must also be immediately deported, and we should stop the chariots of any who look like Jews and deport them too.

Thank you for voting yes on this motion. I yield the remainder of my time to Neferu Thutmose of the Shepherds Guild who is providing support for my motion.

-Ahmose Mentuhotep

Vice-president of the Concerned Founding Citizens of Egypt

Ra’s Carpentry Guild of Heliopolis

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